Mustaches and mullets.....

Hey, silly kiddies.......mustaches and mullets, jogging suits, tennis headbands,colored plastic rimmed sunglasses are not cool!! Who ever told you that this is cool is lying! Definitely NOT rock n' roll! The only one that can pull this kind of look off is Peaches(she looks freaking rad with a mustache), and that's because,well, that's because she's Peaches. Ok, every generation needs their own thing to call their own, that I get. But,why take the worst of the 70's and the even worst of the 80's (which is the black pit of pop culture)? Mustaches go good with mirrored shades and a police badge,or if your the leather guy in the Village People (cops and queers, no offense, I love queers...), and didn't that Bill Ray Cyrus jerk sport the 80's mullet to the max? Since when did the low budget gay 70's porn star from Idaho look become the new rock style? Ok, Freddie Mercury had the 'stach and Bowie had the flaming mullet, but they get the green card. If anybody out there has heard the new Freddy or Bowie, please let me know so I can drop the bad fashion resentment.......Topic of next blog..fat guys in skinny jeans...